Rob's Log
Author: Rob "Jawapro"
Back in 2000 my family and I took a trip around Australia. Took us 5 months - but was one of the highlights of my life. As we went around, I kept a log on my trusty 486 laptop. To celebrate the 10th anniversary of that trip, I have uploaded the log here. Enjoy!
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A Tale of Nine
Author: Rob "Jawapro"
This is a story I wrote for an elective while at uni. It is told in reverse, so each time you find out a little more about why and how things happened. I only got a credit for the unit, and it isnt some of my best writting, but it's not bad.
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Drug Squad in the Morning
Author: Rob "Jawapro"
Another story from my uni course. This was a short fun story I wrote after overhearing a conversation at uni.
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Bill, Phil, Bob, and the Dog
Author: Rob "Jawapro"
One of my better known stories. This one was written for an assignment at school. We were given a task to write a story that illustrated the saying "Courage consists not in blindly overlooking Danger, but in seeing it and conquering it". This is my story, which is a fun parody. A lot of people have read it and enjoyed it.
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The Race
Author: Rob "Jawapro"
A space racer ends up marooned on an uncharted planet. He finds himself in the middle of a war over the only way off the planet, the almost intact wreck of another crashed space-craft. Filled with talking jeeps, creatures called Folphins, and an anti-softdrink society, this story is one of my wackier ones. I've been told its quite funny. And everytime I reread it I laugh, but that might not be a good thing.
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The House On Maple Street
Author: Sam "Boris Agrees"
Inspired by a paiting by Haris Burdick, this is Sam's strange story about a house that blasts off and goes into space. Read it if you're feeling adventureous or bored.
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Mike's Star Trek
Author: Mike "Oblivion"
This story was written by my 7 year old cousin Michael. This is his first Star Trek story - The crew of the enterprise has forgotten Kirk's birthday. Enjoy!
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Cheese Wars: Episode 1 - The Phantom Limburger
Author: Wally
I was surfing around some forums once and I found a link to a site called Paralyticpengiuns - and feeling adventureous I decided to have a look. What I found is a very black website with some very humerous stuff on it. I got in contact with the owner - who for some reason calls himself Wally and asked if I could host one of his stories and advertise his site, and he said yeah. So here is chapter one of the very wierd Cheese Wars Saga. if you have the time - head over to http://www.paralyticpenguins.tk/ and take a look. it's not just his stories that are funny, in fact they arent as funny as the rest of his site. The site was hilarious.
Update: Unfourtuantly it appears theat the website no longer exists. I'll try and contact Wally and get more of his stories to put here.
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Kyle and the Communists
Author: Kyle "Bilbo"
This is the final versin of the long awaited story from Kyle - the most famouse author at school.
Like a number of stories that were written at school, this one has most of the people from school as characters, and that's why it is so much fun. For other people, this story might seem plain stupid. Be warned.
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As this story was big news at the time (in the school), I had a few interviews etc on this website. They are still here if you want to take a look.
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Wisdom Teeth
Author: Dan Simon
A new author to the website, Dan has written a very funny, very strange, and enjoyable story about a guy who gets taken captive in Brazil where the local girls spend hours playing with his hair. Yes, I did say it was a very wierd story, but its quite fun.
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The Lord of the Bracelets
Author: Rob "Jawapro"
This was written about the same time as the first Lord of the Rings movie came out. The story is another story that uses characters from school. It also picks on the whole Fantasy genre. Enjoy.
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The Worst Part of War
Author: Willie "Umm"
After Kyle and I had written stories using people from school, Willie-umm decided that he had to get in on the act too, and this is the result. Hilarious if you know the people involved.
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Mission Mars
Author: Rob "Jawapro"
This was my masterpiece while at school. It was a story written using people from school as the characters. But it wasnt a comedy like all the other similar stories. This was a serious story, with my friends as the "actors" in it. It is very similar to the movie Red Planet, even though I hadnt seen the movie when I wrote this.
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Invasion of the Baked-Bean Monsters
Author: Kyle "Bilbo"
This is the story that stopped a school. Kyle wrote it using people from school and his friends as the characters. It isnt the best of this type on this website, but it was the first, and was the influence behind many of the other stories here. Three authors, a number of stories, and a lot of interest among the non-writers at school, all this can be attributed to this one story.
It was an ordinary day at the supermarket... until the baked bean monster attacked!
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The Kursk Story
Author: Kyle "Bilbo"
This is a fictional story about the sinking of the Kursk. We had to write a story that had something to do with 'whales' for school, so I wrote a story based on the Kursk disaster. I appologize if anyone is offended that I work a fictional story about such a terrible disaster.
The Russian sub "Kursk" has sunk. There are sailers trapped below, but the Russians wont accept aid from the other ships in the area. What secret are they hiding?
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Eric-ish
Author: Eric "Hoax"
Eric is short, and his stories are even shorter. He always said he'd write a story for this website, but he never did. All he managed were 'trailers' for stories he was going to write. So I have put a couple of his 'trailers' up here for you to enjoy - that is if you can read Ericish.
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