Speed Racer Crashes Out

Author: jawapro
Date: Wed 17/09/2008 10:35 PM




 

Every now and then, a movie comes along that's so bad that you just have to bag it out.

Speed Racer is one of those.

Imagine someone filming a pinball game, and then adding in a story written by Jar Jar Binks. Well - that would probably make a better movie.

The main character is called Speed Racer. As in Mr Racer - first name Speed. Duh! Things don't improve from that either.

But hey - apparently it's based on a Anime tv series - so what can you expect?

Now if only someone would turn HoverCar Racer (which admittedly is almost as corny a name) into a movie, people would see what this sort of movie could be. Until then, don't waste your time.



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Comment: 1

Author: DarthOblivion
Date: Sun 21/09/2008 03:32 PM

bleh! basic movie rule #1:

live action based on cartoons = DO NOT WATCH!!!!!!!

basic movie rule #2:

if it looks stupid, generally it is stupid.

basic rule movie #3:

if the main character has an undescribably patheticly lame name, and the movie is named after him/her, bad tidings.....